The jungle curry smells like the jungle.– Waiter at Dok Koon
I never knew that pandas were so perfect– Emily Schrater Knox
today was not ideal
so today overwhelmed me. it’s so very rare that i get overwhelmed. i usually ride the wave, and everything works out. today did not work out it started at work… i should have known. i’m off work at 8:30am, but the girl that relieves me was sick, so my boss had to come in early, and she is always late. she called and let me know that another one of my co-workers was biking to...
an example of the way my mind (doesn't) work
(at MIHO restaurant in north portland)
Ryan (to the waiter): ok, so we are going to get the pork belly and meatballs.
Waiter: I like the sequence of that -- pork belly and pork balls.
>food gets delivered - one plate of pork belly, and one plate of meatballs on skewers.
Fairlight: wait, ryan, are these really pork balls?!?
Ryan: they're pork...
Fairlight: but are they--oh, got it. whoa.
You would never hear Snake in a crowded restroom.– Jay Fitzgerald talking about Kurt Russel’s character “Snake Plissken” in “Escape from New York”
Fairlight on a day off... kind of.
my day started waking up in my own bed on a thursday morning. amazing. i laid there awake for 45 minutes soaking it in… and texting amy back and forth. 9:15am i rolled out of bed, and smiled at the weather. i tried on a dress, but that wouldn’t work with my plans for the day; moved on to shorts, but decided that was pre-emptive, so i settled on my jeans and grey sweatshirt over my...
That’s one big protein mess right there.– Jay Fitzgerald
The Head and the Heart has to be my favorite band...
I feel like I’m surrounded by people that never get hungry.– Mary Foster
The juice isn’t worth the squeeze– Blair
i mean, really.
of all the people to mess with, picking me is such a bad choice. nothing gets me more riled up than injustice. i’m not one to go down without a fight, or to be silenced, or to be removed… if anything, i get excited at the opportunity for a chance to stand up and be heard. buttons might be pushed, boats will be rocked, change will happen. just sayin’…
Zachary and Emily are having a serious photoshop lesson. Amy and I are attempting great achievements…
my grand canyon experience was… unique.